WARRRANT for ARREST
Whereas there is probable cause to believe that the defendant (YOU) did legally, knowingly, and voluntarily plan to help babies escape from birth defects, low birth weight, and premature birth - thereby giving ALL babies a healthy start in life!
GO TO: www.marchofdimes.com/jailandbail
TURN YOURSELF IN PEACEFULLY!
BEGIN NOW! Raise your bail in advance so that you can enjoy doing time for the March of Dimes.
Jailbird bill of Rights
You have the right to raise a minimum bail of $1,000